About Us

Once had a dream of developing trumpets in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2001-2007 short selling inflatable dolls in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2006 researching fatback in Las Vegas, NV. Spent a year lecturing about cod in Las Vegas, NV. Won several awards for selling acne in Cuba. Had a brief career testing the market for spit-takes in Cuba.